Drcpunk made me post this

[mneme]

"My ancestor was a ladies' cobbler.
"One day, when he was repairing a high-heeled shoe, it moved in his hand, and the spike heel pierced his hand.
"To his surprise, he felt his blood draining into the object -- the shoe was sucking out his vital fluids! Unable to resist its onslaught, he fell unconcious.
"When he awoke, he had become a creature of the night -- a pump kin.".

Well, I thought it was funny.

Comments

[gingicat]

*groans obligingly*

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Get outtahere! G'wan! Shoe!

[madfilkentist]

May God have mercy on your sole.

[kyrielle]

*giggles* If I weren't laughing so hard, I'd try to claim it fell a little flat, but....

[osewalrus.livejournal.com]

Sadly, he later earned his living managing a "stable" of ladies of the evening, thus becoming a pimp kin.

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Later still he became Master of Ceremonies for a fairly nice convention, and thus became a pomp kin.

[shalmestere.livejournal.com]

...until he accompanied his cousins to "'70s Night" at the local discotheque, at which he became a bump-kin....

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

... which didn't last long, as the disco was flooded by heavy rains and needed drying out, which is when he became a sump kin...

[shalmestere.livejournal.com]

...because the owner was running around wailing "Can't sumpkin be done about this!??!"

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

And when he finished drying up the place and took a quick snooze, it was apparent that he was a nap kin.

[barking-iguana.livejournal.com]

This whole thread is sumpkin else.

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

OUCH!!!!!

[simreeve.livejournal.com]

Groooan...

[batyatoon]

... I hate you all.

*goes to sharpen her stilettos*