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Joshua Kronengold ([personal profile] mneme) wrote2006-01-01 04:18 am
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Drcpunk made me post this

"My ancestor was a ladies' cobbler.
"One day, when he was repairing a high-heeled shoe, it moved in his hand, and the spike heel pierced his hand.
"To his surprise, he felt his blood draining into the object -- the shoe was sucking out his vital fluids! Unable to resist its onslaught, he fell unconcious.
"When he awoke, he had become a creature of the night -- a pump kin.".

Well, I thought it was funny.
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[personal profile] gingicat 2006-01-01 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*groans obligingly*

[identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Get outtahere! G'wan! Shoe!
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[personal profile] madfilkentist 2006-01-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
May God have mercy on your sole.
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[personal profile] kyrielle 2006-01-01 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* If I weren't laughing so hard, I'd try to claim it fell a little flat, but....

[identity profile] osewalrus.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, he later earned his living managing a "stable" of ladies of the evening, thus becoming a pimp kin.

[identity profile] teddywolf.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Later still he became Master of Ceremonies for a fairly nice convention, and thus became a pomp kin.

[identity profile] shalmestere.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...until he accompanied his cousins to "'70s Night" at the local discotheque, at which he became a bump-kin....

[identity profile] teddywolf.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... which didn't last long, as the disco was flooded by heavy rains and needed drying out, which is when he became a sump kin...

[identity profile] shalmestere.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...because the owner was running around wailing "Can't sumpkin be done about this!??!"

[identity profile] teddywolf.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
And when he finished drying up the place and took a quick snooze, it was apparent that he was a nap kin.

[identity profile] barking-iguana.livejournal.com 2006-01-01 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole thread is sumpkin else.

[identity profile] aliza250.livejournal.com 2006-01-02 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
OUCH!!!!!

[identity profile] simreeve.livejournal.com 2006-01-03 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Groooan...
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[personal profile] batyatoon 2006-01-03 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... I hate you all.

*goes to sharpen her stilettos*
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