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conuly ([personal profile] conuly) wrote in [community profile] agonyaunt2025-06-24 09:40 am

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Dear Carolyn: Self-admitted crabby old broad here. My newish next-door neighbors are 24/7 noise. While the apartment is a studio, I can hear at least two adults and two children — one infant, one toddler.

The kids are up at all hours — either screaming in delight and running around or wailing in misery. The adults yell all the time. Movies, TV and music all play at incredible volume, and now a dog was added to the mix. It howls and cries whenever they leave it alone.

I don’t want to be That Person, but I’m tired of asking them, at 1 a.m., to turn down the TV, music, etc. Do I report them to the condo board? They are tenants. I’m hesitant, as I worry this studio may be the only space they can afford, but also frustrated by the noise.

— Crabby Old Broad


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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-06-24 01:00 pm

A Publix Service Announcement

Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

Dear Publix Bakery,

My name is john, and we need to talk.

See, I like you. I really do. Your icing? Awesome. Your cheesecake pies? Beyond nummy. And every time I cruise your aisles at my local store there's nary a wreck to be found.

UNTIL NOW.

Exhibit A: A few weeks ago, I received a picture of your new "Cinnamon Candy Creme Cake":

AKA, "The Sticky Pustule Bundt of DOOOOM! Now with more Herpes!"

 

Now don't get me wrong, PB. (Can I call you PB? 'Cuz I'm gonna call you PB.) Every bakery has an off day. But then I got a few more of these Pustule Poppin' pastries, and I started wondering: is this going to be a "thing?"

A nasty, nasty "thing?"

 

Just to be sure, I went to my local Publix - my own flesh and blood, so to speak - and imagine my horror, PB, when I found this on the featured end cap:

NooOOoooOOoo!

 

So here's what I propose, PB: You stop making the polyp'ed wonder here, and I'll stop thinking how much it reminds me of my dermatologist's office posters.

Deal?

 

Thanks to Marlissa D. and Amanda G. for reminding to wear sunscreen today. And to always use protection. And to maybe have a salad for lunch.

*****

P.S. Never in my wildest fever dreams would I think my goofy little cake blog would educate me this thoroughly on "pimple patches." Have y'all heard of these?

The Original Mighty Patch

I thought these were basically camouflage stickers, ha, but apparently they're much better than that. Click on the customer photos at your own risk, but dang, fascinating stuff!

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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iamrman ([personal profile] iamrman) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2025-06-24 02:34 pm

Ka-Zar #3

Writer: Mark Waid

Pencils: Andy Kubert

Inks: Jesse Delperdang


Ka-Zar and Shanna scour the frozen wastes of Antarctica for their son.


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conuly ([personal profile] conuly) wrote in [community profile] agonyaunt2025-06-24 09:15 am

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Dear Care and Feeding,
My husband and I have a 7-year-old daughter, “Jade,” who my mother-in-law, “Pam,” is in the habit of buying clothes for without consulting us. These are always girly-girl things—mostly dresses, lots of pink—and Jade is absolutely not a girly-girl. She refuses to wear them, and we end up donating them.

The trouble is that Pam takes offense that she never sees Jade wearing “what I worked so hard to pick out” and has even gone so far as to guilt her: “Don’t you like what Nanna gave you?” I have tried explaining to my MIL that while we appreciate her generosity, Jade simply isn’t into those types of things, but she refuses to accept it and thinks that our daughter will come to like them “once she matures.” My husband says we should just carry on as we have and let her waste her money if she wants. Pam has four boys, so he thinks that’s where this is coming from (Jade is her only granddaughter so far). Is that the right approach?

—Dress Distress


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james_davis_nicoll ([personal profile] james_davis_nicoll) wrote2025-06-24 08:52 am

House of Shards (Drake Maijstral, volume 2) by Walter Jon Williams



Silverside Station attracts the rich, the famous, and the bizarre, as well as two Allowed Burglars bent on flamboyant larceny.

House of Shards (Drake Maijstral, volume 2) by Walter Jon Williams
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iamrman ([personal profile] iamrman) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2025-06-24 12:37 pm

Justice League of America #250

Writer: Gerry Conway

Pencils: Luke McDonnell

Inks: Bill Wray


Fear not, for Batman is here to save the day! (Some other heroes are there too, I guess. )


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The Opinionated Gamers ([syndicated profile] opinionatedgamers_feed) wrote2025-06-24 10:12 am

Dale Yu: Review of Lure

Posted by Dale Yu

Lure Designer: Satoru Nakamura Publisher: Allplay Players: 2-5 Age: 7+ Time: 15 minutes Amazon affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3Syyiv3 Played with review copy provided by publisher Welcome to the world of competitive fishing! Will you play aggressively and use fewer dice? Or, … Continue reading
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iamrman ([personal profile] iamrman) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2025-06-24 10:36 am

Incredible Hulk #159

Writer: Steve Englehart

Pencils: Herb Trimpe

Inks: Sal Trapani


The Hulk returns from an adventure on Counter-Earth right in to another fight with the Abomination.


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oursin ([personal profile] oursin) wrote2025-06-24 09:41 am

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Happy birthday, [personal profile] arrctic!
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Freyja ([personal profile] freyjaw) wrote2025-06-24 01:05 am

Gouda Gnus

Dad's better. He's still weak on his right side, but he is coherent, if a bit forgetful. He wasn't thrilled to have to eat left-handed, but he was too hungry to really complain.

Chris notified the family. Dad has/had five brothers, one of whom has died recently of Alzheimer's. Dave was contemplating coming down to see him, but we pointed out that it's a long drive: easily 1.5-2 hours. We are hopeful.

The cats are settling down. Achilles has been coming to me for more skritches and cookies. Bear shows up when he does, being careful to distance herself from him. They wander into his room and look for him. Monroe is tearing around the house periodically.

I still worry. Dad doesn't want me coming to see him because he's afraid I'll catch something and get very ill. He does have a point. Nosocomial infections can be stubborn.
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badly_knitted ([personal profile] badly_knitted) wrote in [community profile] fan_flashworks2025-06-24 09:17 am

Teaching Challenge: Stargate SG-1: Fanfic: Necessary Skill


Title: Necessary Skill
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Author: [personal profile] badly_knitted
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Jack O’Neill.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 457
Setting: Sometime during Children of the Gods.
Summary: Jack decides Daniel needs something to occupy him instead of drinking coffee and prowling around the base.
Content Notes: None needed.
Written For: Challenge 483: Amnesty 80, using Challenge 47: Teaching.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Stargate SG-1, or the characters.



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I've been stuck at dogin insane hours at work for what seems like months now (It's only been weeks... I think... possibly days... What is time again?)

Anyway, as I have to commute yet again, I'm leaving this short.
Oh Joy Sex Toy ([syndicated profile] ohjoysextoy_feed) wrote2025-06-24 07:02 am

Agender: Being More With Less by Ripley LaCross

Posted by Ripley LaCross

Agender: Being More With Less by Ripley LaCross

Exploring your gender is fine and all, but what if you don’t have any attachment to any of them? Let me introduce you to the world of being Agender! It’s true, despite there being a world of genders out there, not a single one ever called out to me. Luckily for me I didn’t have […]
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the_comfortable_courtesan ([personal profile] the_comfortable_courtesan) wrote2025-06-24 08:27 am

Connexions (9)

The lions were here!

Cretia – Lady Lucretia Grigson – was not entirely sure how it had come about that she was aware that Miriam Roberts, her paragon of a cook, was all eagerness to serve up a tiffin-party. One understood that her mother the famed Seraphine was extreme noted for that art – had taught it to Arabella Stevens in the Offgrange kitchens – had lately communicated those culinary secrets in The Lady’s What-Not and had proved so popular that had been printed up as a pamphlet.

Vicky Jupp, as 'twas ever the case, was able to enlighten her. 'Tis not just that Miriam feels that she is entire the equal of Seraphine in all she learnt of her – but has lately been in convocation with the Dowager Duchess of Humpleforth’s cook, that knows a deal of dishes in the style of Bombay, that is not at all the same as that of Madras, that was what Seraphine studied. She grinned. I am like to think she also went interrogate the cooks of Their Graces’ Bengali guests!

So it was some matter of professional pride!

My dear, said Lady Bexbury one morn when Cretia mentioned this, sure you have an ideal occasion coming about – did you not remark that Lord Peregrine has invited his college set to come pass a fortnight or so in Town during the vacation? A tiffin party would be quite a proper informal way to introduce 'em into Society – 'twould not require evening dress that they may not have – or dancing that they may not have studied – one would be hesitant to hold a card-party not knowing whether they are poor scholars of Oxenford

Indeed, Cretia had been a little wondering what she should do with Grinnie’s friends! Had been quite startled at her husband’s proposal that, since her brother would be coming to 'em for the vacation, Trembourne House still being in mourning, he might wish to invite some of his friends to go frolic with.

That was another thing Lady Bexbury had clarified for her – o, 'tis I am sure a kind thought, but he must also take a consideration that these are young men that will shortly embark upon careers in the world – I apprehend that Lord Peregrine intends go advance the interest of one of 'em to Jimsie Trembourne as a secretary – there is one has a notion to a tutor’s place – and who know what they may become?

So, here were four young men came with Grinnie, and looked somewhat nervous as they entered the house, looking about the fine entrance hall and seeming a little uneasy at the attentions of the footmen. And Grinnie made the introductions very proper – sure indeed they were of rather different station – sons of clergymen and country lawyers &C – but perfectly civil-mannered and well-spoken.

Was not at all long afore they found their way into the library, where at first they were taken aback by Vicky Jupp, but before long came to consider her an entire prodigy, that was not only able to provide 'em with the finest guidance about Town matters but was quite the paragon of learning –

Did Cretia venture in there they would be bobbing up and down and bowing and making exceeding courteous towards her, but one saw they were a little daunted by her rank – yet also quickly came about upon easy terms with Mr Grigson. One supposed that they were more used to the company of men.

They were desired to make free of the Grigsons’ box at the theatre – a carriage would be at their disposal – &C&C.

Cretia found herself in a little of a fret over the tiffin party – sure, there had been a very gratifying response to the invitations, and it fell out that various persons were in Town that would be particular suitable guests – the Samuels, Dr and Mrs Lucas, Miss Ferraby and Miss Roberts, that acclaimed mathematical savant Jolliffe of Cambridge was staying with the Geoffrey Merretts, the explorer Enderby had not yet departed for Peru –

Very fortunate, for might have felt obliged at least to extend an invitation, her father and Talshaw were at some country house party. Iffling being in Town – purportedly residing at his club, though it was very widely supposed he was in fact very comfortable in St John’s Wood with his mistress – she had sent him a card.

So, here she was, nervously waiting, and Padgett announced Lady Bexbury with Mr MacDonald, Miss Ferraby and Miss Roberts, and she saw Grinnie and his friends look very alert at that. Had indeed expressed hopes that MacDonald would be there, had heard so much of him – read his writings – has visited Oxford several times –

Then quite a flurry was admitted, and she gave the discreet signal to start serving up – platters on the tables and also to circulate among the guests – wine and fruit-cup offered –

Lady Bexbury gave her a little nod.

Came in Dr and Mrs Lucas, saying they hoped she did not mind, but had persuaded Hughie and Aggie to take a little break from the work in their parish –

Delightful! said Cretia, that was already acquainted with Lady Agatha through the philanthropic set. Had not ventured to offer this distraction, but am very pleased to see 'em here.

And here was tall Janey Merrett with the stuttering mathematician and, o, one had not dared hope! But, no, Mr Geoffrey Merrett was not in court the day and had never been able to resist a fine currie or a pillaw!

Lady Louisa Ferraby with apologies for Sir Harry – sudden pressures of business – but had brought with her her brother-in-law Mr Josiah Ferraby.

Lord Sallington with Chloe Ollifaunt, that friend of his Mr Davison that was an Oxford don and doubtless known to Grinnie and his friends, his brother Lord Stephen and several of his set, and oh, his other brother, that dashing romantic figure Lord Gilbert.

Cretia was like to expire with joy. The lions were here!

Lady Balstrup and La Signora Umberti – staying with the Apsteeds in Chelsea, entirely charming.

The Demingtons – she had been very nervous about meeting Lady Demington, having heard so much of her exceeding competence about philanthropic business from Dumpling Dora and a host of others. Had anticipated some plain severe creature, not so handsome a woman – such an odd match for plain pudgy Artie Demington, but one observed that they quite doated upon one another – and entirely amiable.

Those near neighbours of hers, the Rondegates with Lady Theodora Saxorby, apologizing for being a little tardy, but ‘twas the morning when they had their singing lessons – had indeed offered that Cretia might care to attend these, but she had come to a just estimation that her talents did not lie in that realm. But had discovered from her hours with Angelique de Clérault that for one that had started so late, did not show so badly with pastels!

Lord, said Zipsie, we are quite ravenous – la, is that Mrs Lucas? Must speak to her about my notion of making settings of those ghazuls she Englished.

Rondegate and Lady Theodora looked at her fondly and said, she should eat first or very like would faint in most uncivil fashion. Zipsie laughed, and a few people looked around, but really, her laugh was not unmusical – 'twas merely, not what was expected in a young lady. They proceeded into the throng.

There might be a few straggling latecomers, but indeed, the party was going!

Grinnie came up to her in very high spirits. Law, Cretia, you are doing us entirely proud here! The chaps will be talking of this forever.

Approached 'em Mr Wood, that was a shortish darkhaired sallow fellow that she apprehended intended taking orders, saying should go make civil to Dr Lucas and his good lady – had been to several of the Hebrew reading parties at his rectory that were not just a feast for the intellect but extreme convivial occasions – and was that perchance his son that was vicar at St Wilfrid’s in the East End? He looked wistful. One hears he is doing excellent work there.

Cretia confirmed that that 'twas indeed Hughie Lucas and Mr Wood trotted purposefully off.

Her brother grinned. Wood is somewhat High that makes some difficulties for him in finding a curacy.

She was about to go move among her guests – ensure that all were being served with the various delicacies – that platters were being replenished – that trays of glasses of wine and fruit-cup were circulating – when entered Iffling.

Made very civil to both of 'em – really, was so much more amiable when he was away from Rina! – looked about the company very approving –

Is that Demington? Should greatly appreciate an introduction – have lately appointed a new steward that has heard of the work he is doing and murmurs beneath his breath that Topping was very old-fashioned in his ways.

Indeed, said Cretia, taking his arm, I apprehend that Lord Demington quite preaches the gospel of improving agriculture.

So she made them known to one another, and then went see how her other guests did.

There were Zipsie and Agnes Lucas both very much relishing Miriam’s fine Hindu dishes – or were they, had she not said somewhat about the cooking of the Parsees? – and talking with animation about ghazuls with that friend of Sallington, that she discovered made deep studies in Persian and had writ on Persian music.

She passed by Mr Lucas and Lady Agatha warmly inviting Mr Wood to come visit their parish and see some of what they were bringing about – 'tis slow work but we get on –

Mr Thornton looking quite mesmerized by Flora Ferraby and Hannah Roberts –

Mr Averdale in deep discourse with Mr MacDonald and Lord Gilbert –

Lady Bexbury making Mr Smithers known to the Geoffrey Merretts and Mr Jolliffe – was Smithers not the one had an ambition to a legal career beyond the family country-town practice? How very stylish Janey Merrett always was, not in the least a dowdy blue-stocking.

She came up to where her husband was in converse with Enderby, Lady Louisa and Mr Ferraby, apropos, it would seem, of the fauna of China and the adjacent parts. Lady Louisa was most fulsome in her praise of the occasion – Harry will be in such envy! – as Mr Grigson looked at Cretia with an approving expression.

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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote2025-06-24 12:57 am

Feathering the Nest

[personal profile] dialecticdreamer is hosting Feathering the Nest, which always has a theme of fluff and comfort.   Leave prompts, get ficlets!
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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-06-23 11:29 pm

I know you're waiting for me in secret places

For the hundred and thirteenth birthday of Alan Turing, [personal profile] spatch and I drove to Gloucester to watch the sunset on the water, so, queer joy?





I have worn this T-shirt since his centenary in 2012: it is a word cloud derived from "Computing Machinery and Intelligence" (1950). The tide filled in around the barnacle-colored, seal-colored boulders we had climbed out onto, swirling the olivine shag of the rockweed in the late mirror of the sea. I had not been to Gloucester since before the last glaciation, in a warm autumn that was still cooler than this heat dome settled over Massachusetts like a fitted block of Death Valley. We saw the red-and-white blinks of buoys, the oil-slick necks of cormorants. We checked in on the ghost sign for Moxie at the top of Tablet Rock in Stage Fort Park. From our vantage point of one of the granite horns of Half Moon Beach, we saw three crewed boats practicing for what we realized later would be the races for St. Peter's Fiesta, the blessing of the fleet which had hung the streets with tricolor bunting and Italian flags and set up the Ferris wheel and concessions of a carnival as well as an open-air altar brilliantly painted with a seascape of Ten Pound Light, its foreground wheeling with gulls with their own successful fisher's catch in their beaks. The fisherman in his sunken-green bronze oilskins still holds the wheel against more than four centuries of the remembered drowned. Our designated clam shack had closed an hour before we expected it, so we drove down Route 1 in a sailor's delight of clouds like an electric fire and came to a bewildered halt in a retina-searing splatter of blue lights, because it turned out that half of Revere Beach was closed to traffic thanks to a hit-and-run on a state trooper. We managed nonetheless to salvage roast beef and fried clams from Kelly's at the cost of several miles' walk in the gelatinous night, which compensated at least with the white noise of waves at high tide. The cable-stays of the Christina and John Markey Memorial Pedestrian Bridge were lit up in rainbow neon. I admire Aimee Ogden's "Because I Held His Name Like a Key" (2025) for not being any of the things expected of a Turing fairy story. I look forward to whatever comes of these unshredded papers. We drove home covered in sea-salt and sweat-salt and an unavoidable admixture of strangers' weed smoke and I had a really nice time.

If telepathy is admitted it will be necessary to tighten our test up.
—Alan Turing, "Computing Machinery and Intelligence" (1950)