Vampires are aliens, y'see. Yes, er, aliens from, um, some other planet -- didn't some sciffy writer do something on that theme, wrote a lot of highbrow books? Well, all that's way too complicated, so we're just keeping the vampire aliens.
And, if you think it'll play, they can take off their clothes, so it'll be naked aliens.
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And, if you think it'll play, they can take off their clothes, so it'll be naked aliens.