Dilitation, etc

I had somone stick a tube down my throat again today. Fortunately, they
didn't encounter nearly as much difficulty as last time, so neither did
I. But they did take photos -- so I'm giving them to you all. Aren't I
nice? :) The one on the left is "before", the two on the right are
"after".

Also, I think someone needs to invent a drink called a "squeaky nail".
That way, you can get both greased and hammered at the same time.